A Serious Story

Fall '15

Not to get too serious, but today, I slipped on a wet banana peel and fell on my big fat butt. When I regained my footing, I landed on a toy car and skated into a big stack of cream pies and, one-by-one, each pie hit me directly in my big fat face. A tour bus full of French models was passing at that very moment and the flash of their cameras made me lose my balance and slip around in the cream pie pile, at which point I was so flustered that I started farting uncontrollably, but instead of sounding like a fart it sounded like a slide-whistle. Sorry, didn’t mean to get all serious on you guys.