Things we damn well feel like saying

Welcome, friends and foes, to our new website.

First off, we'd like to apologize. We realize that, as NYU's most beloved and sole humor magazine, we haven't had a proper forum for addressing the masses. Sure, we've given you countless print editions of the magazine, but this isn't 2006 anymore. It's time to start bringing the people the content they want and deserve (dick jokes, dick pics) in the way they want and deserve it (immediately, via the web).

So, we created this website, which will feature current material along with selected gems from the archives. We hope you enjoy it! if not, please let us know how we can do better. Submissions, comments, and critiques are always welcome but strongly discouraged at

We meet Mondays at 6:30 in Kimmel's 7th Floor Publication Lab. New members are always welcome.