Guy: Hey, babe, want to go for a ride on my Harley?
Girl: Get lost, creep.
Guy: (points to his bluetooth) Uh, excuse me, I’m on the phone.
Girl: Oh, sorry.
Guy: It’s ok. Anyway, are you ready for tonight? We’re gonna bone, right?
Girl: Ew, you pervert. I said get lost!
Guy: (points to bluetooth) Excuse me! Still on the phone!
Girl: Oh my God! So sorry.
Guy: It’s ok, ha, I guess it can be confusing with my ear piece and all.
Girl: Oh—sorry? I’m on the phone. (points to her bluetooth)
Guy: Huh? I’m on the phone. (points to his bluetooth)
His Bluetooth: Hey, what’s a Bluetooth like you doing on an ear like hers?
Her Bluetooth: Get lost, creep.
His Bluetooth: (points to even smaller bluetooth) Excuse me, I’m on my Bluetooth.
Her Bluetooth: (points to her bluetooth) Me, too.