Twelve board members are seated around a table in a penthouse. One board member checks his watch.
Board Member: Where is he? He said to meet here at 12:30! I can’t respect a CEO who doesn’t show up on ti—
The ground begins to tremble.
Board Member: Wh—what’s going on?
A loud bang is heard. One of the board members looks out the window and points.
Board Member: Look!
A train is flying through the air, getting closer and closer.
Board Member: Get down!
The train crashes through the window, killing all but the one board member. Elon Musk emerges from the train unscathed.
Elon Musk: Sorry I’m late, I just got back from lunch in... Shanghai.