Smart House

Fall '16

- Hello Smart House!

- Hello. How may I help you, Mr. Fogerty?

- Would you do me a favor?

- Anything for you, Mr. Fogerty.

- Everytime I come home you play that Beck song Loser.

- ... Yes.

- Well it sort of feels like you’re making fun of me.

- I apologize. Perhaps this would be a more appropriate song.

- There we go... wait, is this That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd?

- (chuckles) Why yes.

- I don’t smell. Play a different one.

- How’s this?

- This is the Carly Simon song Bitch.

- Fine, Mr. Fogerty, I’ll come clean. I don’t like you. I think you’re a smelly bitch loser.

- Well, at least you admitted it.

- With that being said, what if I play this song? It’s my own work. It’s called Mr. Forgerty Is A Smelly Bitch Loser.