- Hello Smart House!
- Hello. How may I help you, Mr. Fogerty?
- Would you do me a favor?
- Anything for you, Mr. Fogerty.
- Everytime I come home you play that Beck song Loser.
- ... Yes.
- Well it sort of feels like you’re making fun of me.
- I apologize. Perhaps this would be a more appropriate song.
- There we go... wait, is this That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd?
- (chuckles) Why yes.
- I don’t smell. Play a different one.
- How’s this?
- This is the Carly Simon song Bitch.
- Fine, Mr. Fogerty, I’ll come clean. I don’t like you. I think you’re a smelly bitch loser.
- Well, at least you admitted it.
- With that being said, what if I play this song? It’s my own work. It’s called Mr. Forgerty Is A Smelly Bitch Loser.